Seth Rollins promo

Seth Rollins enters the ring
Rollins:I'm not out here to discusd my match with the miz right now thst doesn't bother me, no i'm out here to discuss the united states championship, and i have noticed there isn't a champion so i'm out to say i am the perfect superstar to hold that championship and if anyone thinks differently feel free to come out here and tell me i'm wrong to my face.
(TBC anyone)

*Just as quickly as Hurricane leaves, the music hits*



*Billy Gunn walks out and already has a mic in hand*

Billy: I must say, you boys are out here trying your hardest, but I gotta agree with the Miz on this one. Neither you nor that...that...whatever he is deserves a shot at that vacate title. I also agree with him that he does deserve a shot. Miz, i see a lot of potential in you kid. I've been impressed with your rise in the wrestling business and what do you say of having me in your corner?


**TBC by Miz Only** (For possible future tag team with Billy & Miz)

I know you want to form an alliance with Miz, but I can't stand listening to these guys saying they are going to be the next United States Champion.

The arena goes dark once again, but this time Zack Ryder's theme plays



Michael Cole: Oh boy...

Zack Ryder enters the ring, injured due to the attack from Nash



Jerry 'The King' Lawler: It's Zack Ryder! Earlier today he got his ass handed to him from Nash and was sent on a stretcher. Here is some footage from earlier tonight.

Footage of Ryder being placed on a stretcher is displayed on the Titantron as he receives a microphone and looks back



Michael Cole: Nash is now FIRED due to that vicious assault on Ryder.

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Ryder should not even be out here right now, he should be in a hospital!

Zack Ryder: I know all you No-ski's don't care as to why i'm out here, but i'll explain it just in case you don't know why. I was out in the back being attended to by EMT's when I heard these fools talking smack about how they are good enough to be United States Champion. I'm already a top-contender for the title, and NONE of you are good enough to step in the ring with me, even when i'm not 100%. Now Miz has a good point. He was screwed out of his World Title shot, but that gives him no right to just barge into MY hopes and dreams to become United States Champion. How did a wannabe 'Superhero' and the guy who lost to the Miz get in the mix? What was that guys name again? Get Nowins? Oh, that was his name!

The crowd boo's as a random fan screams "It's Seth Rollins!"

Zack Ryder: I don't give a damn about what his name is. Kazarian was right, all you fans are fake toward me and show no respect. You think i'm a FOOL, but now the real Ryder is here to exploit all your flaws and stupidity.

The crowd chants "Boo, Boo, Boo!" As Ryder smiles and raises the microphone and begins to speak again



Zack Ryder: Now Nash, I know he is fired. I have his number once he gets back because of what he did to me. But i'm not here for that right now. Miz is the only guy here in this ring that is actually a worthy competitor that I can fight against. Mr.Ass, well, I have nothing to say and Get Nowins needs to get back to losing, he should not even be in the title picture AT ALL

Michael Cole: Yeah, you tell em' Ryder!

Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Are you actually cheering on this guy, Cole?

Michael Cole: I sure am! I the new Ryder!

Zack Ryder: Look, I have no time for games. I don't want a stupid ass TLC match that will just hurt my body more. I want to face a WORTHY competitor for the title, and Hurrilame is not one of them. So how about a simple, true wrestling match. One on one, Miz and I, for the title? You other two guys can kiss my ass.

[TBC Anyone out of Billy, Miz, Get Nowins, and Hurrilame]

{Just as The Miz is about to finish saying "AWWWWESOME" a theme song not yet familiar with the RWF sounds off and the crowd is a bit confused because once you listen to the song, then you'll know this isn't typical theme music.}



Jim Ross: Bah gawd, what is this?

Jerry Lawler: I don't know, that's some fancy music!

Michael Cole: I don't know if I like this or not..

{A man fully clothed in a dark blue silk style robe emerges from behind the curtains with a microphone in hand as the crowd doesn't recognize this new debuting superstar. He raises the microphone to speak and speaks in a very intelligent manner.}



Damien Sandow: Allow me to beg your indulgences for one brief moment. I go by the calling of Damien Sandow and am your personal intellectual savior of the unwashed masses. I promise to all of the masses that I will bring about an era in which humans' nature reverts back to the originally intended state in which mankind was much more proper. In this time, there was no sodomy, no harlots, among many of the other festivities that the modern day sinners choose to partake in various times. I promise to bring about the days once more where one may entertain oneself simply by feasting their eyes upon a fine piece of literature such as William Shakespeare. My duty which I'm destined to achieve is a simple one: To bring about change in a wrestling industry filled with barbarians. I shall eliminate all aspects which endanger the viewers' advancements of the mind, and in turn, offer an educational alternative that is ever-so-rare for a broadcasting such as this.



Damien Sandow: Through intensive studies I have come to the understanding that wrestling fans generally have the lowest intelligence of all which has lead me to start my journey of bringing enlightenment to the world here. I am a man of such great intelligence that I have mastered the art of many styles of wrestling in a very short time-span. However, I have announced my reason for making my presence upon this company felt, but I have yet to address my intentions for coming out here at this moment. Allow for me to shed the much needed light upon this situation.



Damien Sandow: My true calling on this Earth is to distribute intelligence among every soul member of this planet, but these petty squabbles have nothing to accomplish. I assure that none of these ignoramuses located within the ring ropes are qualified to hold a medal, let alone a belt made of pure gold. I understand that the common man, nor the intelligent man, rather, may comprehend every word which I preach for my knowledge is incomprehensible to all who have yet to see the light, the true way of thinking, but these men inside the ring offer nothing of value to a falling industry. There were days in which this sort of activity, wrestling as it's called, was very common among the masses, but those days have ceased. And to regain popularity; the answer is not to revert to the past, but to seek out the future. For the essence of my words if futuristic at its finest for the day in which I dream of is none other than the day in which this world is replenished to become almighty in the same fashion that it was designed to be, but has since been ruined by degrading values featured in lower-level beings.



Damien Sandow: It has been proven several times over that these masses may not have the capacity within their brains to summon up their own knowledge so allow for me to analyze this situation for them. Seth Rollins has decided to muster the courage within to release from his vocal cords that he is worthy of the United States Championship. This Seth Rollins fellow clearly has nothing of intellectual value to say for he cannot even finish one simple paragraph, yet I, The Savior of the Unwashed Masses, has managed to enlighten the masses in a long and articulated speech. As I contemplate the men we have seen, it brings me back to my memory, but why has a man claimed to have super powers? I question as to if this man truly believes he has super powers, but I do not. This man is close to baffling my knowledge of how much stupidity could be put forth from one single being. So I believe the next man to believe he can make an appearance here goes by the name of, "The Miz." From the looks of this, it seems that The Miz believes himself to be of a higher calling than either of the two previously mentioned names, but he fails to realize that there's only one man who rules in supreme order.



Damien Sandow: And the next to be mentioned has gone by the name of Billy Gunn. This man is despicable, his catchphrase is truly vile, and I do not appreciate any of the gestures he repeatedly makes to his genitalia region. A despicable nature has fallen over this man, yet do not fear, for this is one of the many men who will be saved by my enlightening power. Not even the largest ignoramus of them all is too ignorant for I, myself, to bring into a substantial existence. Finally, we seek the last man, Zack Ryder. I simply refuse to acknowledge his presence for the time being because this man has brought me into great disappointment that any man of power would allow for such a miscreant to have an opportunity at a possession which is thought to be of prestige. If it was to be of great prestige, then surely there would only be one relevant option to choose. However, I have shouted many true statements about these men, in the interest of fairness, I shall allow for these men to respond. But believe me when I shall say that any insults that may hurl in my direction are both false and blasphemous, so the listener may be warned.

[TBC Anyone]

The fans remain quiet as Zack Ryder looks toward the stage at Sandow



Ryder looks frustrated and begins to speak

Zack Ryder: Okay, does Bischoff know that a random bum in a robe just appeared in the arena?

A mixed reaction comes from the crowd with slight laughter

Zack Ryder: I mean, seriously? Who let you just trot out of the locker room with a robe on thinking you can 'indulge' into this conversation between us fellow superstars? Bro, please don't take off that robe. Nobody here wants to see your rusty old package. It's bad enough we have to look at your face from all the way over here. It is like you're a wannabe Jesus Christ. Ever heard of a shave?

The crowd cheers on Ryder for a slight period of time

Zack Ryder: Shut up you no-ski's. I see you dislike all the people here in this ring, I can agree with that. But nobody expected Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights to come out here and talk.

Ryder goes toward ringside whispering "Can I get a picture of Whitey on the tron'?"

Michael Cole: Sure thing, Ryder.

The Titantron shows Whitey AKA Damien Sandow



The crowd bursts in laughter as Lawler and Cole are heard laughing in their seats

Michael Cole: Ahaha! I can't take it anymore!

Zack Ryder: Are you sure Sandler is not casting you in his next feature film, bro? Anyway, these people here in this ring all want a shot at the title. These guys are not at my calibur, and Miz... You are going to deny a match? You are really pathetic. I expected better, no worries. There is always the Diva's division.

Ryder hangs back on the ropes, continuing to speak



Zack Ryder: Mr.Ass, i'm not a jackass. In fact, you're the one who comes out here and shakes his butt on national TV. This is not a strip club, kid. I think the RWF officials thought you were a Diva when they hired you. I'm surprised they didn't give you a shot at the Women's title. He is gone anyway, and i'm glad he is gone because he would have received a Rough Ryder if he was still out here. That loss to Kazarian was a fluke, he got LUCKY! I know you're scared, Miz. Deep down inside you know you are not tough enough to face me 1 on 1 for the gold. I don't even care anymore, if Get Nowins wants a beating, he can take me on. Especially Whitey over there on stage. Oh, and by the way...

Ryder does a dance toward Sandow, mocking him as the crowd laughs



Ha-le-you-ya!

[TBC Anyone]

Damien Sandow: Ryder, I have taken attention to the fact that your logic follows the same faltered patterns in which many others have fallen into as well. Surely if Bischoff had not had the desire for myself to appear then his barrage of security would have successfully drew me away from this very area. Truthfully, no superstar is capable of passing through such numerous guards, and in this aspect, all of those who have been allowed in must be desired in by some population. Your nonsensical humor has certainly not amused me, but I shall not take offense from it for you know not what you say. And upon proceeding to 'enlighten' the RWF Universe that if Billy Gunn had still been present among us, you would have surely delivered a beating towards him, only allows me to conclude that your words are none more than stated, words. For a wise man has once made known the true value that actions have been empowered over words, yet you have not acted in an aggressive manner to any man present, but rather, the men who have their face hidden. Thus you have been proven to be a coward, Ryder, but fear not, cowardice is a value that shall also be abolished upon the light being shone upon the entire RWF from my glorious being, thus you have none to worry about for upon a short time your true flaw shall no longer matter. And in display of my dominion over thee, I shall close this segment and destine it into a dreaded commercial break.

{We fade off into a commercial.}

[END Promo]