Posts : 127 Join date : 2012-12-03 Age : 34 Location : Missouri
Subject: The One and Only Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:40 am
*The crowd all gets up on their feet and cheers as the music hits*
Cole: Here come's the Badass Billy Gunn. He made a surprise debut on our new show "Saturday Night Main Event".
King: Yeah Cole, even though he lost the match he put on a great effort in a match that was to crown a new European Champion.
*Billy makes his way to the ring and motions for a mic*
Billy: You all know who I am, so there is no introductions needed. I'm here tonight to talk about...ASS.
*The crowd cheers as Billy smiles at the crowds reaction and begins speaking again...*
Cole: Did he just say ass?!
King(laughing): Yeah Cole, Let the man speak! I mean he IS an authority on the matter. Billy: Tonight on RWF, The Premiere, The Perfect Ass, The One...Billy Gunn takes on a man who calls himself "Grandmaster Sexay". He's more like the Grandmaster of Assfaces because that's what he looks like to me! I don't know about you people but if anybody in this place can call him self the "grandmaster of sexiness its me!
*Just as Billy says that he does a little pose for the crowd as the begin cheering loudly for him*
Billy: You managed to beat me in that match Saturday night. I can promise you that won't happen again. It was a fluke you see because Mr.Ass wasn't at top ring performance at the time, and I wasn't fully prepared for the match. I was using some new herbal ass treatment and it appears I had an allergic reaction, but despite this great tragedy I still managed to compete even at my imperfect and handicapped state. So hear this, I'm at 100% and so is my ass. I'm back at perfection and you don't stand a chance. So come on down here Grandmaster Assface and let's do this.
Subject: The One and Only 
