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Subject: Mick Foley Has Arrived Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:34 am
After a turn of events between Zack Ryder and Yoshi Tatsu, the fans are alerted to an infamous car crash sound as Foley appears in the arena
Michael Cole: No way, it can't be him!
Foley is seen at the ramp, yelling "Bang, Bang!" Toward the audience as they are cheering
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: As JR would say, Mrs. Foley's baby boy has returned!
Michael Cole: What is Foley doing here? Has he joined the RWF?
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: If you would shut up maybe we could find out, Michael.
Foley enters the ring and asks for a microphone at ringside
Mick Foley: Hello, RWF Universe! As you may already know, my name is Mick Foley. If you didn't know that then you must have been living under a rock the past 20 years while the wrestling industry has been going on. Anyway, i'm here with a purpose. Tonight i'm not bringing in any of the gimmicks. Mankind is in a mental hospital, Dude Love is high in the sky, and Cactus Jack is playing with his barbwire baseball bat.
Foley pauses for a few seconds as the crowd chants "Foley!" and he raises the microphone, speaking again
Mick Foley: Well, the fact of the matter is that i'm here to talk about my upcoming return into the wrestling business. Don't get me wrong. I'm also in it for the lovely fanbase, and you fans don't disappoint. Wrestling has always been my life, it's my passion. I mean, without the Wrestling Business I would just be Zack Ryder, right? It's true. He's from Long Island, just like me. And is also a pathetic loser who thrives on a championship that has no purpose.
The crowd cheers and is hysterical after Foley's statement
Michael Cole: Come on, Mick! Give the kid a break.
Mick Foley: But who am I to judge? I'm only a 3 time World Champion. I shouldn't be talking about a Jersey Shore reject, I should be doing something better and much more worth my time. Like gaining another title. I've seen some fresh faces come into this company. Ryback, Seth Rollins, Kazarian, I see a lot of talent in these guys. Maybe they can test their skills out with me, the Hardcore Legend. But one thing is for sure, I am coming back in action. And my dwelling age will not have an effect on the way I work in, and outside of the squared-circle.
The crowd is heard chanting "You still got it!" While Foley is in the process of talking
Mick Foley: Thank you. It is my pleasure to join this business. I am proud for Eric to actually let me come in and revamp his roster. I see that my old pal, Rocky is here as well. Maybe... Just maybe we could see the re-formation of the Rock N' Sock connection. Who knows? Then again, we could just go one on one again. Just like the good ol' days in '98. I will surely make an impact here in the RWF, and I will do everything in my power to impress you fans. Just remember, Foley cannot die. Have a nice day!
Foley is seen walking away, raising his arms toward the fans as they cheer him on
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Well, what a surprising return from the Hardcore Legend himself! I hope Foley really does what he says he is going to accomplish.