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MickieDzNuts
Posts : 107 Join date : 2012-12-20 Age : 27 Location : Tampa, Florida
| Subject: Ryder's Internet Sequence Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:43 am | |
| As RWF comes back from commercial break, the fans are greeted to Zack Ryder and he shows off to the fans via SatelliteMichael Cole: Look, King! It's Zack Ryder! The fans laugh as Ryder is seen giving himself a spray tanZack Ryder: Woah, woah, woah! Who was the guy that turned my camera on? Larry! Why the hell did you turn on my damn camera?! Anyway, I didn't expect you no-ski's tonight. In fact, forget what you just saw. My tan is real, bro. Don't laugh at me! The crowd laughs at Ryder, making fun of himZack Ryder: Shut up! I'm happy with what I have accomplished recently. I took out Brad whatever his name was, and now i'm going to take out Eve for a date! The crowd boo'sMichael Cole: Wait, what? He is going to take the hoeski out for a date?! Zack Ryder: Yeah, you heard me right! The broski is now into the hoeski's! I'm still the best, and i'm also STILL the Internet champion! Yeah, baby! Ryder shows off his belt, not acknowledging that the title has no meaning or purposeZack Ryder: So, if anyone wants this title, they can't have it! It's mine! And I know all you guys out there wish you had a package like me, especially you, Y2-GAY. Ryder is seen imitating Chris Jericho as he does his signature fist pump and receives a mixed reaction from the fansZack Ryder: Break the Woo's down! Break down the Woo's! Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Alright, that is it! Somebody take this kid off the monitors, he is being a complete jackass! Zack Ryder: Who would have thought that you fans accept worthless men like Get Nowins as actual guys to cheer for when there are much better superstars, like me. The Long Island Iced Z! The one and only Broski! As Ryder is talking, he gets interrupted by none other than...[TBC By Anyone] | |
| | | WWE 13 Superstar
Posts : 9 Join date : 2013-01-11
| Subject: Re: Ryder's Internet Sequence Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:36 pm | |
| (Scene of skyline Toyko, Japan) and then I Face Painted Yoshi Tatsu appears Yoshi: Listen Up, Ryder, you belt is a joke of a championship, but I would some bling so put your money where your mouth and put your internet championshp up next week against yoshi so i can win the belt and melt in down and turn into necklace for your hoeski eve who i am dating because she in to me not you. (Yoshi leaves the screen) comes back with Zack's Dad handcuffed and mouth tapped Yoshi: well if you don't accept say bye bye to your dad he going to be done by me chops and kicks (Yoshi chops Zack's Dad) give me your answer's in two days or dad gets it Curse of The Yoshi Yoshi out | |
| | | MickieDzNuts
Posts : 107 Join date : 2012-12-20 Age : 27 Location : Tampa, Florida
| Subject: Re: Ryder's Internet Sequence Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:49 am | |
| Ryder looks back at Yoshi, shocked and full of rage simultaneouslyMichael Cole: Did... Yoshi just kidnap Ryder's dad? What the hell? Zack Ryder: Well, first off, I didn't expect Eve to be into Egg Rolls, but it's all good. She is a hoeski, after all. Did you just come out here and kidnap my dad? Bro, is it that serious? You just earned yourself a death wish, kid. Is this the title that you want? Ryder shows off the title again as the crowd boo'sZack Ryder: If you want it so damn bad, fine. You can have your little title match, but you are going to get the ass whooping of a LIFE TIME. You shouldn't even be holding my dad hostage. You should be cooking me some General Tso's Chicken from the Japanese Restaurant downtown in Tokyo. Slight giggles are heard throughout the crowd, and Cole bursts out laughing on commentaryJerry 'The King' Lawler: Wow, this kid is a racist. I mean, Tatsu is not really a hero, but that was just uncalled for. Zack Ryder: So go make me some dinner, i'm hungry. And while you're doing that, I would like my dad back now. How much money is that order? $7.55? Hold on, can I get an order of kicking your ass as a side dish as well? Yoshi looks back at Ryder, utterly shocked Zack Ryder: So, Yoshi Botchsu. You can have Eve, I always knew she was a lesbian. And when i'm finished with you, all you are going to be able to do is cook me chicken wings. Woo, Woo, Woo! The crowd chants "Boo, Boo, Boo" As Ryder shuts his video camera off on his signature 'Take Care Spike Your Hair' and his theme plays in the background[END Promo] | |
| | | WWE 13 Superstar
Posts : 9 Join date : 2013-01-11
| Subject: Re: Ryder's Internet Sequence Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:56 pm | |
| Yoshi: Very funny zack, hai hai hai after i am finished with you wil not have all those twitter followers because you will not be able poo anymore. (crowd cheers Ryder No POO) Yoshi; i think you like insult my women, do u well well know you put yourself down for heart problem cause i will keep chopping up your chest and you beg me not to shut up and another thing Big O is He your friend, Michael Cole: not another one yoshi, you can't kidnapped anymore people. Yoshi: he with a friend and he not in a good place lol, you went there and now yoshi put your head on a pike because yoshi does strong style. Yoshi: Being back Strong Styles OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is doooooooooommmmmmmm | |
| | | Jimmy Starr
Posts : 796 Join date : 2011-08-05 Age : 26 Location : Rhode Island
| Subject: Re: Ryder's Internet Sequence Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:13 pm | |
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Posts : 53 Join date : 2013-01-08
| Subject: Re: Ryder's Internet Sequence Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:26 pm | |
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